Rules:
1) go to UrbanDictionary.com and type in your answers to the questions
2) post the first definition it gives you
3) tag three people

1. Your name?
Mikaela:
the.sex. just... the.sex.

2. Age?
15:
One of the worst ages of being a teenager. You are in the middle and you wind up with the most problems that age. You are too young to drive without an adult, cannot go to the prom, and get a part time job like real teenagers. Your head is up your ass and one day you are still a kid watching cartoons and another day you'll like to have sex. This is also the age when most teen problems occur such as anorexia and cutting.

3. One of your friends?
Holly:
A word used to describe a beautiful and bright being.
usally linked to a girl of average height with blonde hair and brown eyes.

Symptons of being a Holly:
- excessive loudness (no volume control)
- sometimes lives in a fantasy world- belives herself to be a princess
- Tendency to dress in alot of pastel coloured pink
- likes to be liked & loves the people closest to her dearly

Other attributes of hollys:
- Hardworking, motivated and ambitious
- Creative, artistic and emotive
- romantic, confident and passionate

Some may refer to as Slag/Whore/Loose/'cock on the brain', this infact can be rather incorrect as it is down to a 'holly' being nothing more than a kinky being!

Most importantly;Holly is another way to explain a 'blonde moment'

4. What should you be doing right now?
research paper:
Evil, pure evil. Its basically not a discussion, but a gathering of all your infomation on a certain topic.

5. Favourite Colour?
Red:
Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.
Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!?
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red!

6. Birthplace?
Elkton:
a town (if you can call it that) in maryland where the idea of expanding consists of a new trailor home development. usually a manure scent can be detected while driving down the 40 mile one lane road that is travelled daily by the residents. the highlight of the town is a mega walmart where a various assortment of mullets (both male+female) can be found

7. Month of birth?
August:
this is the month that everyone loves.usually people who are born in this month are known to be amazing in bed...very good looking...have amazing smiles...love to be around people...cannot stand sleeping alone...music is there everything...cannot stand drama but are always caught up into it somehow....love the party scene...have very many friends....make to many bad desicions...love junk food and anything to do with chocolate...addicted to sex...and thats all there is to it

8. Last person you talked to?
Stephanie:
The sexiest girl in the world

9. One of your nicknames?
Mickey:
A small 375ml bottle of liquor. Primarily a Canadian term.

10. Favourite Food?
Churro:
when having sex at the beach, you quickly dip your penis in the sand and prepare to surprise your partner with a real burn.